Well, Valentine's Day went really well.

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Well, I bought Jane two roses. At first I wasn't going to, considering that I didn't have enough money with me to buy even one, but when Jarrett said that he was gonna buy one for Mable, and that he had a twenty, I decided "Why the hell not?"

So I bought two. And I tricked everybody into thinking that I bought none. Shining moment of deception right there...

So, Jane got the flowers, and I kept her guessing for a while with the cryptic Chinese proverb:


Upon further reflection, I probably shouldn't have done that. <-First Mistake

Well, since I asked Rachanna to get me her reg #, Jane thought that Rachanna would get her flowers. So she joked to Rachanna that she would kiss-ON THE LIPS- the person who got her the flowers. Rachanna told me this, and she believed it, so I believed it, and it got my hopes up. Then I found out that it was a joke, and thus Johnathan Swift's old quote came up.

Well, in the end, I told her that I bot her the roses, but in the worst possible way. I just said it in a jokingly manner-Again...

Fuckin' auto-defense mechanisms. Damn default controls.

So now I'm screaming at myself for fucking up again. I hate this shit.

So, I feel "torn in two" right now, as Samwise Gamgee said before. One side feels like I should put in two coins and continue, while the other wants me to go Vulcan and go kolinahr on my love.

Yeah, other than that, I feel fine.

-Mac